My mom handed this to me to read & I thought I'd post it on the blog for your enjoyment. I only included the ones that Will laughed at. There are at least a couple of you that read this who I know are pregnant! Love you all! ~Wendy.
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q:I'm 2 months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: My wife is 5 months pregnant & so moody, sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So, what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
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Hey Wendy! I'm just trying to catch up on my blog reading. :) I would LOVE to help with "Heaven on my head!!!" I was just thinking that I want to volunteer and do something, but my lazy butt also wants to sit on the couch...so this is a great comprimise for consciense and couch!! ;)
I'm a knitter, not a crocheter, but it's still warm!
Your girls are gorgeous!
That is hilarious!! I love the one about how you don't feel pain, but pressure. Isn't that the truth. Love ya!
I was going to say the same thing as Mary! Pressure....whatever.
Yes, you just feel pressure. And a gunshot just stings a little!
Those are all funny! Remind me again why I want another one in a year or two? Just kidding!!! I love everything about having a baby...except actually HAVING the baby!
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